Sunday, April 19, 2009

stress carried over

because i was stressing about memorizing my lines for Boddy's thing today, and Jeff was stressing about all of his homework, i had the most stressful dream. i woke up today and had class, then four HUGE homework assignments, then i had work at 11, but somehow was still supposed to make it to Boddy's shoot at 1:30 this afternoon, then i was supposed to go to a giant work party. i asked Jeff to help me iron my uniform or do SOMETHING because i was too busy. then i realized that there is no way that i could film Boddy's thing, since my work wouln't let me out. so i had to text message him. In the dream, though, we were filming Where the Wild Things Are. when i text messaged him, i sent him the weirdest words. words like "ozozos and invertible" it was so strange. ugh, it was soooo nice waking up with only one thing to do today.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

let's see if i remember this

i know i kept missing work in my dream, since i'm anxious to go in tomorrow because i called off twice this weekend. i remember i was driving a really huuuuge lifted SUV and i couldn't drive it right so i got out and ran home (along side Anoop from American Idol) so i could get ready for work on time but i was still too late because, on accident, i didn't wear my uniform. haha i showed up to work in overalls thinking they would let me serve.

then i remember the 2nd part of the dream was my nephew, my mom, and i trying to find out which cow out of these two huge cow fields were giving people nightmares, hahaha. it was really weird how we would find out. the cow had to be leaning on the gate, and when you touch it, it was supposed to give you a nightmare. we were so close to finding which one it was, when i realized i REALLY had to be at work. so at the very end of the dream, i finally got to work on time!! yay

Friday, April 3, 2009

incestually fun

Okay some random old woman was supposed to be playing my grandma. Her, my brother, my dad, and I were all at some weird little diner in like Chinatown. We were all talking and she said that her life goal was to be married and divorced, and she's getting so old that it might not happen again. So we had all left her one at a time and tried plotting a way that my brother could ask her to marry him, hahaha. we ended up with some HUGE cake, and he even had a ring and everything. Then, for some reason, we decided to put a plastic, but real looking, gun on the cake with the ring on top. My dad and I stayed behind while my brother proposed to our grandmother, hahaha. I told my dad that I could use a drink and he poured me this drink that was OVER half vodka, the rest 7up. I told him I was thinking more along the lines of wine, but whatev. I had left in my car, and when I turned on the radio it was talking about how an old woman was arrested from McDonalds for having a miniature gun, and how it was a shame since she was newly engaged, haha! So my grandma had gotten busted. I was on my way to class or something, when this pretty good looking guy kept coming up to me and asking me for my phone number. I kept telling him that I am not looking to meet anybody, and he kept insisting, but in a really nice way. Then I saw Jeff from a distance, and was like, "Look! There's the guy I'm with, SORRY!!" And he finally backed off. So, I met up with Jeff and I had to get to one of my classes. He was really nice to me in this dream, all hugs and kisses. So we saw my classroom all lit up (it was night time) and we could see blood smeared all over the floor. Jeff freaked out, but I told him it was my Crime Scene class. Kelly Ford (my acting professor) was my teacher for this class. My phone KEPT ringing Tangerine by Led Zep all randomly and I got in trouble. I started losing my voice, too. All of a sudden, I was shopping in some mall by the beach with my friend Jenae, and I really wanted to buy a pair of thick leggings. I was asking the sales girl and she wasn't helping at ALL! So Jenae took her jeans off and was wearing thick leggings and told me she got them in the maternity section, haha. In the store there was this huge rack of sweaters, vests, and tank tops that was all Christmas themed.

Monday, March 30, 2009

scary town

Sunday night (in the dream) i had to go to this college party. my friend told me that this guy James that i work with is having issues picking up on girls, so they needed a really hot girl to turn him down again so he gets all discouraged. so i put on a short blond wig (so he wouldn't recognize me) and immediately, he tried hitting on me!! i totally just kept walking away, and he was getting SOOO frustrated, it was hilarious. so he walked me to my car, and i just kept blowing him off. hahaha, but hiding in the shadow behind my car was my real boyfriend, Alladdin. hahaha, in his regular Aladdin outfit and all! so funny. there was throw up all over my car, too. and that's because it was at a college dorm place, and someone had thrown up out of their room window and landed on my car. it wasn't my car though, it was an old Orange VW Bus. the dream skipped, and i had woken up Monday morning and went to eat The Deli. they were telling me that they had called me the day before for something, but i never got the phone call. so i went back 'home' and met up with Brandon, Taylor, and my mom. Brandon was bugging me to go out to Riverside with him, but i had way too much crap to do! Monday (in real life, today) consists of school at 8:30 then work at 4. i told him i didn't want to rush back and forth between Riverside and here, and he got all pissed. the only catch is, i was late for my class! i totally missed it. i hadn't even realized that The Deli opens at 11 and just by me going there meant that my class had already ended, haha. so i'm in my house and Brandon goes outside to talk on the phone. when he comes back, he totally rips his pants down the middle on accident! then we were all kind of laughing and he got all upset and ran into his room or something. the weird thing was, his hair was as long as his sisters.. like to his butt!! so i went outside to go get some fresh air (outside my house looked like an alley in Pomona). so i was sitting against the wall, and Casey and Nick Naveda walked up and tried telling me to come to Riverside. i told them how busy i was and that i had to go to work, so they just went and sat in my car so that i couldn't leave, haha. then Lindsey just walked up the street with her 'dog'. this dog was half Australian Sheppard, half Black Rhino, hahahahaha. it's because of the Wild Animal Park yesterday!! the Black Rhino are the most dangerous! and i was telling her that, but she said it was okay, since it didn't have knee caps. it was actually really cute. so i realized i had to go to work. my work, oddly enough, wasn't Olive Garden. it was working in a Coffee Bean Deli. however, my job today was to put out all of the food that was expiring on this counter for our friend that worked at a 99 cent store. instead, me and this girl who worked at the Coffee Bean place with me went to our Deli and got a bunch of GOOD food, and sold that. it was weird. when we had just finished working, a mailman passerby gave us a letter. the girl was reading it to us and it said something about shooting up the store, but it was dated like three years earlier. then it warned us that there would be a 2nd clue if we checked the answering machine. so we checked it, and it was someone saying they were coming after me. i was so scared! so i called Jeff, and asked him if he could pick me up or something. he said that he wanted to go look around haunted car dealerships that night, and that he would come pick me up. he never came though!!! so this part of the dream gets hazy, but i know that four or five guys tried shooting up the store and we just kept running around and dodging it. after a loooong while, we were all exhausted and sat on this grass hill and talked about how no one got shot. just then, this guy with a machine gun who was hiding behind cars started going CRAZY. he was shooting everything. he would even just point the gun in the air and let rounds go off! i was hiding behind a green Ford Explorer when he found me. i begged him not to kill me, and he said if i could hurt him, then he would kill himself. so i picked up the biggest rock i could find and hurled it at his face. too bad i had horrible aim and it just hit his arm. luckily, it ripped his jacket, which was very sentimental to him, and he decided that i had hurt him emotionally, which is worse than any physical pain, haha. so he went into the middle of the street, and shot himself in the head. it was so weird. so i just went back on the hill with all of my friends, and we were all drinking wine, as if nothing had happened. Lindsey was sitting next to me smoking a cigarette, and she kept ashing on my arm and hands, and they actually REALLY hurt in the dream.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009


i had won a brand new car. it was waiting for me at the corner of Day Creek and Foothill, and i just kept passing it without picking it up. i went to work instead, and once we were off we had to go to this field and climb this extremely tall mountain. haha, now that i think about it, it was completely representing a challenge. because i wanted to go the easy way up, but i would have to climb up a vertical wall. everyone else took the long, safe way. anyway, i remember finally having accomplished it, even though i don't remember actually DOING it. then Lindsey and i met up at Burger King, and we decided to go get my new car. it was a huge brand new red Chevy truck, haha. Lindsey said that she had tried picking it up for me before, but she couldn't get it started. so we pushed it from the side of the street to the parking lot, and i started fumbling around, trying to get it to start. i unhooked this latch, and it turns out that it was a street bike INSIDE of the truck, and i had won both!!! so we started driving both of them around, mostly in circles through the parking lot. i told Lindsey that she could buy the truck off of me for SUPER cheap, since her truck is really running into the ground, and i decided that i would give my brother the street bike, since he is looking to buy one anyway. before i sold her the truck or anything, i took it for a drive. the truck was REALLY high up. when i was driving it, it became night time, and i couldn't even see any street signs or anything because the top of the truck felt like it was in the trees! i ended up as far as i could go up this street, when this scary guy in a wife beater and underwear ran out to my car with a shotgun and started asking me what i was doing! i told him i was taking my new truck for a drive and he was just yelling at me, "WHY COULDN'T YOU DRIVE IT AROUND YOUR OWN NEIGHBORHOOD!!" then he tried getting in the car and i was really scared... then i woke up.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

the 2nd part of last night

i had a dream that i went into work and totally neglected my only two tables because it was the anniversary of Andrea's death and i couldn't stop crying. then, when it hit midnight, everyone had this huge countdown and on all of our computers it cut to this huge surprise birthday present for some girl that i don't know. haha. i was wearing sandals with my uniform, too, because it was more comfortable, haha. then, after my tables left, i was sitting at the bar with Carlie and my friend Alex. Alex suggested that we try this soda that she invented.. it was iced tea mixed with orange soda and oh my gooooosh it was soooooo good! haha i want to try it in real life, just to see. then a car full of people approached me and asked if i wanted to go on a road trip, so i said yes. we took this beat up Jeep Cherokee type of car, and it just skipped to when we were returning. all of us were tan, dirty, and happy. so it must have been a good road trip! when i got back i went to Brandon's house to get ready for a prom??? haha, and Jeff was my date :) but Brandon's dad was there and he was quizzing me on everything! on my dress, on my tattoo (because he hasn't seen it yet), on my date, EVERYTHING! so finally Jeff picked me up and Brandon was going to stay behind and wait for his date, and Jeff began telling me that he made this composition of all of his favorite blogs than he's ever written and he was getting it published!

og overseas

it started out with Jeff and i hanging out at my house like we usually do, but there was this lady this time. she was a crazy blond lady (like from Dear, Zachary) and she had a baby son with her that was 'possessed' by the devil. so, Jeff and i were trying to help her watch this devil child, but he was totally normal. the only strange things that would happen would be the kid falling out of vents in my house or randomly showing up in a cabinet, haha. then, the woman couldn't find her son (even though he was on the floor right by Jeff and i) and she began to cuss and and freak out, she started hitting things.. and i don't know, just the way that she was cussing made us realize that she was the one possessed and she wanted us to help kill her son or something. it was crazy. theeennnn it cut to me having to go to work, who knows what happened to the lady and her poor son. but in lieu of actual work, we were taken on a plane to Africa. we went there with these executive people who had a ton of luggage. when we got off the plane, we all started unloading the baggage, and i noticed what had to be half a mile long of elevated cages, filled with black people. almost all of them were teenagers, and they were just staring at us and singing little hymns. so we're helping them off of the plane, and this executive lady pulls Carlos and i aside and tells us we're staying. STAYING in Africa with some woman! everyone that i work with didn't care, so they bounced and it was just Carlos and i. so we carried all of her bags back to her place, and we couldn't figure out how we would ever get back home. we were just sitting on the couch, when suddenly these men burst in and shove Jeff on the couch with us! we heard them explaining to the woman in the other room that they found Jeff wandering around and they needed to capture him, haha. we just started laughing, hugging, and kissing. it made the whole situation better. there was this huge wave of relief now that he had come. haha, like being stuck in Africa just didn't matter anymore.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Lindsey, Carlie, and Christine had come into my work because today is Lindsey's 21st birthday (in real life). i didn't have tables when they came in, so i sat at the bar with them and had a margarita, haha. ah, i almost forgot! while we were at the bar, we watched the big guy from Choke and some guy with bleached hair play a little show in the bar. the guy from Choke was on a stand up bass and the bleached hair guy was playing violin. haha we kept saying, "hey! 1998 called! it wants its hair back!" then we just went outside and laid down in the grass, me completely forgetting i was working. then some girl covered all of my tables for me, and i gave her 20 dollars for her help. i had to be the last one at work, so when i was closing one of the managers gave me this HUGE puzzle. i started putting it together, and it took me sooooo long. for some reason Bjorn picked me up from work. when he dropped me off it wasn't at my house.. my mother and i were staying in a hotel room? weird.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

sketchy guy

Amber from work, Dominique from work, the Woodalls, Brandon, Carlie, Paul Violet, Jeff, Lindsey, and maybe five or six more of my friends were all playing some cards together and stuff and we decided to go walk to Denny's for some food since we were hungry. it was in a city, it kind of looked like LA or Beverly Hills. so we were all walking to Denny's and while we were in there, there was some creepy guy, who i noticed, that had been watching us. he was in a blue windbreaker and had hair that was way longer than mine, combed straight. he was a shorter guy with light brown hair and blue eyes, ugh i can picture him so perfectly. he was kind of giving me the creeps during the whole breakfast. so we all got up to leave and walk out onto the street, where he is holding like 30 people at gunpoint. we all stop and i get behind someone because i knew he had been eyeballing me the whole time. a cop was kind of helping us out, trying to calm the guy down, telling all of us to just do whatever he wants. so the crazy guy says he wants two people to make out. Braaaaandon aaaaaaaannnnd Juuuullliiiiie WOODALL. there is no Julie Woodall, but my friend Ashley Woodall was apparently named Julie for the dream. i was all nervous he was going to say my name. then we were all scared because he actually knew our names! ugh, this guy was so scary. so the two of them made out, and everyone began to clear. the guy didn't get arrested! instead he came up to Jeff, Carlie, and I and said, "YOU KNOW, i've just been FIRED. soooo i'm a little on edge. it's just the cycle. like the tide of the west affecting job loss and people's personalities......" the guy just went on and on about crazy nonsense and i was SO scared, literally, with my back up against a wall. the cop told him to kind of leave us alone, and we were able to break free from our conversation. we started walking away, back to our hotel, and i noticed the guy was still lingering close behind!!!!! so there was this huuuge BevMo type of store and i went in and bought a bunch of knives. while i was in there, i saw him walk by outside and he just stared me down. UGH, this guy was so creepy!! i was buying a switchblade, and the cashier was kind of jokingly saying, "what does a girl like you need that for?" and Batman was on TV, hahaha, and Jim Carey was running around as the Riddler and i said, "because, look! people just snap sometimes, and they have a REASON they make movies about people killing people..." then i woke up.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

weird cartoony

everything in my dream was in a cartoon-like setting. to start off, Brandon, Carlie, Christine, Kevin Boddy, and i were sitting around this huge dining table just watching television. i made a joke about one of the people on the show or something, and no on replied. i looked around, and ALL OF THEM had their ipod headphones on!!! i got FURIOUS, seriously, IRATE! and i ripped off all of their headphones, ran into the other room, and began to pack up all of my stuff. i was sooo upset because i felt like they're just so IN with technology that they're not even appreciating the company and the time we were all spending together!! i was soooo angry. so i told them how i couldn't believe how much they are all IN A BUBBLE and they won't even take an hour break away from their iPod, haha. and Brandon, of course, just started getting all smart ass back with me. i told him i didn't know how two sweet, Southern people made HIM who was all selfish and technologically advanced. he gave me some bullshit about "when a black woman and a white man have a kid, it's usually not a clogne of them" or something that made sense in the dream, hahaha. then Kevin came up and actually apologized. he was saying, "are you really not going to be friends with Brandon anymore? but i love hanging out with you guys! don't make me choose between the two!" haha as if he were are kid in the divorce. thennnnn the dream changed drastically and it was me and that chick from the Disney channel, Demi Lovato, and we were with this lady who resembled Anjelica Houston. she kept trying to make us poison people with apples! it was sooo weird. so me and this girl kept trying to throw her off by not actually giving people apples, losing the apples, losing the poison. then she got mad and took it into her own hands and poisoned Tiana, this girl that i work with. it was some HUGE epic running scene to stop her, too. haha. seriously, we were running through this really big school/quad/field area, and i could only hear my breath when i was running. but my nose was whistling a little, and i remember thinking if this was a movie, why didn't they take my whistling nose out? haha. Tiana, i think, died right here. i remember seeing blood come out of her mouth, she thought she was really drunk though. at the very end i looked up at some really large television screen and someone was holding up a signed picture of Burt Reynolds.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Brandon's 21st Birthday

for Brandon's 21st birthday a bunch of us went into Vons, closed down this huge back section, stole a grip of pies, whipped cream, and puzzles, and put together the puzzles while eating pies and whipped cream. hahahaha. it was SO weird!!!!!!

Thursday, February 19, 2009


okay, Carlie's grandpa, who i have never met, had a heart attack and died. then i remember there was this HUGE storm going on which knocked off all of the electricity and water sporadically. i was trying to shower for school and the water kept turning off, likewise with the electricity. haha it was all 1984-esk, though, that it was supposed to be the future kind of and that's just what happened in the future. alright, then i remember Jeff and i were out, and i had ran into this guy STEVEN BELL who i haven't seen since high school, and he needed a ride to this huge convention thing. so we drove him there, in my mom's 4Runner, listening to POS, haha. Jeff had gotten out of the car with Steven at this crazy gathering. then i looked over, and freaking HANK was there. and i hadn't seen him since we broke up (in the dream, or life) and he started running over to my car. so i gave him the nice, "ohh, how you doin? i haven't seen you in ages..." and he was ALL CRAZY! "i miss you! why haven't you called me!" like SUPER creep. so i made up some excuse about having to leave, and i did. for some reason i drove off while sitting in the opposite side of the car. like the 4Runner had two steering wheels and i drove home from the right side of the car. anyway, then i went back home and got my hair dyed? Tony made me run something to Home Depot from them, pay for it out of my pocket, then that's what he counted as my hair do. haha. so i got back home and chcked my cell phone, and i had 36 text messages from Hank! half mean, half nice. it was soooo scary, haha! right when i was going through them, my doorbell rang. i think i was expecting Jeff so i ran down all excited, and it was HANK at the door with a huuuuuge plant that he wanted to give me? haha, so i told him he needed to go away since we weren't dating, and he FLIPPED OUT. it was so annoyingly like him. so the last scene of the dream i had met up with this guy Steve. now, this guy Steve is my friend's older brother, and died in 2006 in a car accident, but he graduated with Hank. and in my dream i didn't know he was dead, it was just like we were hanging out and talking. so i was telling him about all of the crazy stuff he had been doing, and we were just laughing about it. and he was telling me like, GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T MARRY HIM AFTER HIGH SCHOOL! and i kept agreeing, "i knooooooow! he always said he wanted to get married and i always freaked out at the idea!" we just continued laughing and laughing, like a LOT. then he was telling me facts on like, how only 1/3 of the ways of shooting your spouse is actually illegal. hahahaa, it was soooo funny! he was saying how if you say something like, "DIE, BITCH" right before, you'll probably go to prison.. but as long as you scream "HEEEELP" then you could make it look like self defense, hahahaha. so funny. then at the very end he asked me to rub his feet. he had socks on, so i started, and he was soooooo sqirmy and ticklish that we were just cracking up. i couldn't even rub his feet he was moving around so much!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009


i was in a van with a buuunch of girls, with an older couple driving the car. there was one girl talking, but i was struggling to see which one's lips were moving. i finally saw, and she was explaining that we were taking turns sitting in the front of the van. she said, "Mary Tyler, you're up first!!" then the girl to my right said, "that's yooooooou! go!!" haha, so i kind of chuckled to myself that my name was MARY TYLER. then when i got up to the front i remember the couple being exTREMELY creepy. they kept touching me and stuff. kind of like the killer couple in that movie Running Scared (that i can't find any pictures of). it totally switched over to a dream of me being at school. the school, however, was pretty much people from my work and my acting class, in three or four portables, spread out in this GIANT field. it seemed like it was a field day everyday. there were huge blow up slides, jumpers, water balloons, tons of picnic tables, and even face painting things. i remember i was in my acting class, and Sean McCormick had shown up and wanted to come in and see what it was all about. so he came in and sat with us, then we had to make TACOS out of clay? it was so weird. so my meat ended up looking like FISH so i turned it into fish tacos, and then Carlie said something like, "i want to take that line in the middle and SQUEEZE it!" i didn't really know why she said that, so i just smiled. THEN Kelly (my professor) came over and looked at it and said, "that's really amazing, but i can't give you credit because i said no lines in the meat!" i was sooo upset after working so hard on my fish taco's! THEN freaking Carlie says, "i told you that there can't be any lines!" and i got SO annoyed, "YOU ONLY SAID YOU WANTED TO SQUEEZE MY LINE! WHAT THE HECK!!!" haha. so i SHOVED over the entire table, breaking her AND my taco creations. then i had to apologize for my TEMPER TANTRUM. haha. and when i got home, this kid from my acting class had left me a comment, jokingly referring to me as the Hulk or something. i was really embarrassed.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009


i remember i had left work, went home, got in my pajamas, and they freaking CALLED ME TO COME BACK IN! i was so annoyed. they said they had changed the closing time from 10pm to 12am so i had to come back, ugh. theeeennn there was this huge scene with this kid at the beach, ohhhhh my gosh. i went to the beach alone and i was sitting there eating some BBQ chips. these two kids run up and one of them starts playing with sand right in front of me, while his brother starts stealing my bbq chips and calling me a retard! the good kid kept saying, "stop it, don't take those." while the other one, "RETAAAAAARD!" hahaha! this went on for quite a while, and i was getting SO frustrated! FINALLY some random guy walked up and gave this kid the wedgie of his lifetime and i couldn't have been more grateful. oh my goodness, now i remember someone playing Killer Tofu (that song from Doug) on a boombox on the beach, and the guy who pulled the wedgie had never heard it before and i thought that was extremely strange. okay, then i remember being in a really busy thrift store with Carlie and there was this ONE manikin in the corner of this huge display. for some reason, everyone in the store thought she was a real girl that was sleeping, but Carlie and i knew that she was just a manikin. she was wearing a red beanie with a white tank top, and there was this blue short sleeve button up laying behind her back. so Carlie pulled up the blue button up and whispered, "Look, she's part of Team Zissou." and we were just CRACKING UP because everyone in the store worshiped this manikin and we just thought they were crazy.

Monday, February 9, 2009


we were all meeting up for some party and i invited Jeff and he came with two of his friends, even though i only saw him for like 20 seconds. then i guess there was a shooting at the party, because everyone was trying to leave. i jumped back into the driver seat of my car and Carlie and Taylor were in the backseat, but two black girls had pushed out Brandon and Robert haha and they were like "NAH FUCK THAT, YOU'RE GETTING US OUTTA HERE NOT THEM!" and i was yelling back, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR, I'VE KNOWN HIM MY WHOLE LIFE! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!!" so they got out and we went back home. there was some crazy thing going on. we had to reenact scenes from scary movies, and it actually got pretty terrifying. then i remember this girl was getting her Halloween costume, and she was a drunk school girl. haha it was pretty funny actually. then i woke up for a little bit in real life and when i fell back asleep i had a dream that i was in my work uniform chilling in my OLD garage with my nephew Shaun and he was just craaaacking me up, like in real life! he would say things like, "why are there LIGHTBULBS on the LIGHTBULBS!!" hahaha, he's so cute. then i was holding a giant bowl of honey mixed with water and bee's kept coming to me, it was so weird. then i had to go into work and i had the most ANNOYING tables! a bunch of my friends came in and ate in my section but i couldn't even help them out because my tables were being soooo ridiculous. i remember this guy ordered a Blue Moon and i said, "14 or 20 oz?" and he says, "14. NOOO, 53." and i'm like UGH WHAT THE HECK! haha. then Obama and Bush were in one of the rooms at my work watching the superbowl??????? and when the game ended Obama stood up and put his arms over his head like he was soooo excited. that was the first time i noticed he was in there. it was sooo weird!!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

oh my gosh sooooooo real

nap dream.. JACKPOT!

okay. i was in this restaurant that was supposed to be Olive Garden, but i wasn't working, and it was also like half arcade, annnnnnnnnnd evidently i had a bedroom attached. so i was walking around my bedroom that was attached and i had four roommates and we were just talking about nonsense. one was Taylor, one was Carlie, one was Camille, and one was a black lady. soo, i remember 'waking up' in the dream, and realizing that i was still dreaming. it was weird, i was dreaming about this printer. Brandon was laying on the bed, i was on the floor of this messy messy room, and i was looking at this printer that was all broken. so i just left the room, and Carlie was out there. Bjorn was out there too, he kept playing hide and seek in a Lakers Jersey, it was really funny. i realized for SURE that i was dreaming, so decided to try and wake myself up in real life. so i woke up in the same bed i was before. UNTIL i look down at the floor and see the same freaking printer!!! i was like hm, i wonder if i'm still dreaming. there was a needle in the printer and i stuck it in my finger and i when i pulled it out, it just stretched really long until it came out.. no blood. so i knew i was dreaming again. SO, i decided to try and wake myself up AGAIN. SOOOOO i woke up IN THAT SAME BED (still asleep). i went outside into the restaurant/arcade portion of the building, and Carlie and i were just talking about nonsense and how i was dreaming this entire time. this time, i took advantage of knowing that i was dreaming. i tried placing people. i was like, okay... Bjorn will have loooong hair, and his hair would be even longer than it was. then i thought, okay, Carlie willlll walk away, and she would. i wanted to see Brandon, i did. then i was like, Oh! i want to see Jeff! so i tried and tried and tried, and that was the ONE THING i couldn't get to happen! so i was all bummed... UNTIL i saw him! he was standing in a blue jacket near the entrance with his curly hair to his shoulders.... then he turned and it was a girl with curly hair wearing heels. hahahahha. ugghh, i was so bummed i couldn't dream up Jeff! but as i had gotten closer to the entrance i noticed it was raining and decided to step outside. i was ALMOST through the doors, when this older gray gentleman who was sitting in a seat near the exit holding money said, "are you goin to play some mini golf?? here's the payment for it!" i allllllmoooooost ignored him, then i turned back and said, "you know, you should stop trying to give people money! it's raining outside, i doubt anyone will play mini golf. you don't want people just taking your money!" and he started laughing. i realized i liked him right away, and decided to forget this LUCID DREAMING experience and talk to him. so he starts showing me pictures of these kids that were his. two girls and one boy. he's showing me picture after picture of these dogs, and we were just laaaaaughing. i could hear people behind me getting mad that he wasn't offering them money to play mini golf, haha, but we just kept talking and talking, hitting it off. me and this 50-55 year old man. he told me everyone's names from the pictures, animals, children, cousins, friends, everyone.. so i said, "well, what's your name?" and he goes, "Jeff." i was SHOCKED. nooooooooo way, haha. then i looked at his face, and he kind of looked like he could be an older Jeff, which was weird!!! then he kept going on to explain people in the pictures and he says, "hm, i can't find any of my wife in here!" and i said, "oh, what's her name?" and he replies, "Julie." hahaha AHHHH i was just like WHAT THE HECK! then i neeeeded to wake up to remember this dream, so i did. this time, i was in my bed (still asleep) and i noticed it was raining! and i was like, huh, that's weird it was raining in the dream and NOW it's raining in real life. so i grabbed my laptop and tried typing this dream up, but it kept dying. then i woke up, and realized that i was ACTUALLY FINALLY AWAKE.

Monday, February 2, 2009


the entire plot was like ENOUGH or even that movie with Julia Roberts where she dresses like that dykie dude and kills her husband, haha. DYLAN, my exboyfriend, was abusive. it was so funny, my mom would see bruises on me and not believe me when i told her i slipped. then he and i would hang out and he would be SOOOOOOOOO crazy! he was constantly asking me, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY DON'T YOU COME LAY DOWN WITH ME? and i'm like making slight excuses! i'd say i had work when i wanted to go to the park, haha. then we were at this gas station once, and i wanted to LEAVE so i asked for the bathroom key, and he came to the bathroom with me because he had to go, too. so i let him use the bathroom first and BOOKED IT. hahaha, i left and he thought that i had died or something, just like that Julia Roberts movie. i remember i could see him talking to some guy, like a scene from a movie, i was nowhere around... and the other guy was telling him, "Dude! I saw her alive!" or something like, "There's a chance she's still out there! She's yours you have to find her!" haha, and i was like nooooo! so i moved away, and got this job in a clothing store. i remember i was talking to one of the coworkers and telling her everything, and i got really excited to come up with a disguise. haha. "i get to cut my hair all crazy and dye it! he'll never ever know!!" then my alarm woke me up and ended that dream, and when i fell back asleep there was a little dream of me and Zach Harmony at Chaffey, even though it was more like a high school because we got in trouble for walking around during class periods, haha.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

alright i remember my friend from work kept making me take baths with her with our clothes on, haha. we would just sit there in reaaally hot water. i rememberrrrr Nigel Barker (that photographer from Top Model) was there and he was just reading a magazine at this dinner table. Shaun, my 5 year old nephew, was like 2 and we were looking through books from my cousins' vacation? it was so random. aannnndd i had some really tall blonde neighbor and he was soooo a rapist. he would come over and hit on my mother and i and we got so freaked out! then i went to work and i was at the ROUND TOP, the worst section ever. they were selling copies of Little Women at my work, haha. and EW.. i worked with Danielle Morin. then i went to some elementary school to watch over this class while the teacher was out for like 5 minutes.. well it ended up taking her like 10 and this kid Carlos (who resembled this loudmouth in one of my classes last semester) would NOT shut up! so i just sat back and let him go crazy.. just then, some kid came out of this cabinet and was like, i'm so scared of him. he came to my house once and tried killing my mom.. blah blah blah.. it was sooo weird. and we had all of this pottery laying around and that kid Carlos kept breaking it everywhere. it was upsetting, haha.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

short and sweet.

it's sooo vague. but i remember things dealing with my Boss, spaghetti, candy, the beach, Candace Stephens, lemons, clearance sales, and cruising on the freeway with Carlie buuuumping Everclear, hahaha.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

say what?

oh my gosh my dream was INTENSE. i don't remember all of the details as much as i should, but if i did it would be so crazy. i remember little things. like, the world was in the future and every resource was so scarce that we were all lining up at high schools to get things like food. it was reallllly weird. and it was like a concentration camp, where if you stepped out of line some guard would FREAK out. it was soooooo crazy. i remember this oooone part where it was night time and Aubrey, some girl, Jeff, and i were all out on the town just driving through homes and stuff. and we were in the girl's car. Aubrey and this girl were getting like obnoxious and Jeff and i just wanted to leave so he just goes, "ugh, i don't feel like waiting.. just get in!" and we basically jacked this girl's car, hahaha, and Jeff drove me home. i remember in the car was all of these Rugrats toys, reeeally weird. when i got home, James Earl Jones was my dad, and this girl who was wearing a black sheet thrown carelessly around her clothes kept trying to jump down the stiars.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009


well i had this dream, drove all the way home from Riverside, THEN remembered it.. so it's a little fuzzy. i know that we were in Golden Gate Park, mmm, and there was some type of classes that we were taking there. there was something about running for office or a position of some sort. anyway, Brandon and i had gotten really bored or something so we saw this girl standing kind of far away and walked over to her. she sat on this tray type of thing and went down this huuuuuge water slide, so we followed. we just slid down this huge water slide through Golden Gate Park like it was a river.. bending, turning, going fast, slowing down.. allll through the trees. it was really beautiful. then in woke up and rolled over to and put on my boots and Brandon woke up from the other side of the room and said, "are you leaving?" i answered yes, then woke up again and realized that i never had boots. the weird part was that when i woke up for REAL, not in the dream, Brandon woke up and said the same thing, identical to the dream. fun stuff.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

hahahaha, whaaaat??

my mom and i lived in this quaint little home and we had a bunch of people over that were BOTH of our ages. mother=daughter types. then for some reason it flashed to Texas, where i was sitting in a studio, watching some talk show get filmed!! ONLY, on the talk show, it was Chevy Chase, Billy Murray, and a yooooung Jay Leno, haha. now i'm dreaming about all famous people!! i was watching them do the show, then they called me on air, and it was live, to pretend to do this guitar solo and sing this song, basically lip syncing... it was supposed to look lame. so i went on, i started rocking out, then i realized that the music was over! haha, i missed my que and looked like an idiot on television. i didn't really care though, since i got to meet all of those guys. alright, then it cut to a work dream and it was suuuper busy. Dustin pulled me in to the back and tried making a move on me in front of like a buuuuuuuuunch of customers and i was like FREAKED OUT it was soooooo inappropriate, haha. then, for some reason, i was on this couch with three girls that i work with and there was this HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE wind storm blowing our direction. so Dustin, Hector, and these other guys that i work with were flinging food into the wind and it kept hititng us, haha. so i stood up, and (totally kidding) said... "the best bets are the ones in your face!!" and pretended i was going to 'hawk a loogie' directly into the wind and have it hit me in the face, haha. so they all started cracking up and stopped flinging food at us.

Monday, January 26, 2009

screech and gallo

alright i was having my 90s birthday party still, but it was on this crazy island. to get there you had to take like a little personal plane and a boat and stuff, but it was beautiful!!! it was soooo gorgeous. Carlie, Tenny, Brandon, D, Robert, Emily, a bunch of us, were all eating dinner for my birthday at this loooong table, when suddenly, two of "my friends" (never seen them before) come in with young Dustin Diamond -- Screech!! haha they came in and plopped right down next to Carlie and I with some crazy story about how they had just met him at the fair, it was so funny. so the birthday was over, and everyone came back home... it was a long drive on the freeway even after the plane ride, and on the freeway on the way home there was this plane flying overhead trailing a banner that said that Emily was coming home on RAFTS through Crocodile infested waters instead of just taking the plane, haha, so weird. Alright, i dropped off my friends.... and i remember getting a call from Vincent Gallo <3 telling me that my car was ready and so was my jumpsuit. he kept saying, "i fixed it up nice, you're gonna love it.. you're gonna love it." hahaha sooo realistic. so i pull up into this car garage, and there were four other old Cadillac's driving around, circling this small parking lot, waiting for Vincent Gallo to come out because they wanted to kill him or something. there was this huge coatrack outside that had all of the jumpsuits hanging up, and i could tell which one was mine.. it had some crazy patch on the back, hahaha, so weird. UGH, i feel like there was more to the dream, but i can't remember...

Sunday, January 25, 2009


Janae Bordato was dead! it was sooooooo sad, there was this entire block that had memorials for her. it was like Thoroughbred but just for things for her. i didn't know how she died, but i was just cryyyyyyyyyyyying and crying and crying. then we got to her family's house, and her parents were just sooo upset. her dad is dead in real life though, and he was there in the dream. soooo strange. all of the people i was with (i can't remember who now) had to leave, but i couldn't stop crying. there was murals of her, and huge HUGE signs with her name and everything, oh my gosh, it was devistating! it felt real, too. so we go to get in this truck and these four of five black guys start lighting balls of paper or cardboard on fire and chucking it at us!! it was scary! then they started running after us and we jumped in this white, like, TUNDRA or something, and got away. i remember we had to get in one of those strange busses that are all white that drive the old folks home, because we had to get somewhere really far away from those guys. i looked in my purse and there was ALL of this money. annnnnd the bus was driving on th wrong side of the road, so that's weird. there were so many weirdos on the bus, then there was that girl who played Cher on Clueless... not Alicia Silverstone from the movie, but that other blonde girl who was in the SHOW Clueless. anyway, she became friends with us in whatever we had to do. we got where we needed to go, and we had some CRAZY stuff to do, but i don't even really understand. i know we were doing something sketchy with money and guns, so we couldn't really tell people anything. the Clueless girl was on her way up to tell off her ex boyfriend. which kind of sounds like the backwards plot of Roadtrip, where that girl was the girlfriend that they were going to snatch the video from. haha, weird, i haven't seen that movie in a while either! ANYWAY. so all of the people i was with got busted, and i was all alone with Clueless girl. she said that her brother and his friend could help us out, so we met up with these two really nice older guys. we were all in the car and she got out because she saw her exboyfriend and she took off all of her rings, and started beating the crap out of him! then she just RAN OFF! so i'm in the car with two guys i don't even know with a purse full of money and a gun!! so i was like, just so you know, since i don't know either of you, i have a gun if you try anything funny. hahaha, like a total wannabe mobster. so i told them to let me out of the car, and i was walking and found a buuunch of more money! i had to have like 700 dollars in cash in my purse. so i found the Clueless girl and she was all crying and we decided to go find her brothers again and they can give me a ride back to my car??? and i can go home. soooo we do. and right as they were dropping me off at my car she goes, "oh hey!! i forgot, let me tell you your future. pull one of these Tarot cards." and i was like, "NO! I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW! NOOOO WAY NOOO WAY! NOPE! NUH UH!" and i walked away with my arms in the air like still denying this tarot card reading, hahaha. then i got back to my car and there were these two old people sitting in it. one kind of looked like Red from That 70's Show. i asked what they were doing in my car, and then i woke up.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Robert, Lindsey, Dustin, Kevin Boddy, Artemis (from It's Always Sunny), and myself all got this crazy job in San Francisco. we made the commute everyday, i think we took the airplane and it wasn't even that bad. the job was like we would go, check in all of our bags, and then sell this candy stuff to people, then our mystery boss would give us a lunchbox filled with buuuuunch of money. oh yea, and Brinley from Communications class worked the bag check-in hahaha. Krissy was there and she lost her lunchbox so she was trying to steal money from mine and Robert's!! i remember all of us flew back home, and we sifted through out lunchboxes, only to find that our boss had paid us in kind of a POG type of thing, which really worked like a gift card or something. like there was little pogs to certain places, and you had to go THERE to get your money redeemed. anyway, for some reason all of us could fit in this tiny little truck. we were looking through out lunchboxes and found all of these money pogs to this comic place and i was like ugh, I'm never going to shop here! let's go exchange them for money then get some gas. so when we did Darcy ended up working at the comic place and it was really weird because her and Dustin were dating, haha. Thennnnnn the drive home i swear we had some type of van because i was sitting in the back taking pictures of everything. i remember there was some sort of crazy scandal with Robert and Sarah Palin but i have NO idea what it was. then, in my dream, i woke up in my bed and Jeff was there :) and i told him my entire dream and we were just lauhing.. then we started looking through all of the pictures that i had taken in the van in my dream, so i knew i was still dreaming.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

haha short

it was literally me, in a kitchen, making a giant smoothie, dying to go see James Franco's show be filmed down by the beach. it's all i wanted to do. then brandon, lindsey, taylor and i met up with robert and darcy and we were singing songs from Alladin... Arabian Nights. robert was wearing an awful outfit.

Monday, January 19, 2009


it was my birthday again, haha, and Christine and i had just stayed the night at some extremely nice house with a bunch of our old friends. i know this part was detailed, i just can't remember. so we were walkg home down Archibald and Justin saw us and picked us up, then dropped us off at my house. she waited outside for some reason and when i went into my house my dad and brother were in there and i had to rush and pack some stuff up and i just started singing Bittersweet Symphony really loud and my dad and brother joined in. we didn't talk, just sang that song as loud as we could, haha. then we left and met back up with Justin and the three of us went to some huuuuge party that was supposed to be in Malibu i think. i remember seeing this huuuuuge ampitheater thing in the next backyard over and we all went into it because they were putting on some show. this younger guy got up and was like "we are going to start the play in a few minutes, this is dedicated to my mom..." whatever, whatever. so all of the sudden i'm with Taylor and we start getting really drunk. my manager Manny was there and he was my stepdad, haha. i remember Natalie from work was there and she was telling me that she was moving into Paris Hilton's new house! haha! so the huge play thing started and they were eating the most delicious food in it and i was sooo hungry... so i went backstage and crashed the play just to get the food, haha. i walked on stage and threw in some lines, grabbed a slice of pizza and a bread stick, and walked back off! it was so weird. i went back and found Taylor and we were just roaming around. Manny found me (as my stepdad) and was like, "Julie, i want to take a trip farther than Los Angeles with you... we could even go to London or something!" just then Taylor was coming down the stairs and says, "JULIE! for some reason i can see the future and in 9 months YOU'RE GOING TO BE PREGNANT!!!" haha, my shirt was like kind of bulging at my stomach and i just flattened it and started chasing her yelling, "WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU EVER TELL ANYBODY THAT!" and she was just cracking up like, "iii know, i'm sorry, i was joking." all of these random people kept telling me happy birthday, it was so nice. then Taylor nd i decided to go to this mall to meet up with Brandon and i think Lindsey and drink more. to get there we had to walk up these huuuuge narrow stairs. we both were wearing berets hahaha and the stairs were SO WINDY coming down! it was like impossible to climb these stairs, but we just kept trying as hard as we could. we finally got up stairs to the mall and there was THE UGLIEST STUFF. they had an all fur fuzzy lamp, eww, gross. and a huuuuge wall rack of those ugly sunglasses that are like ORANGE and really narrow, hahaha. Taylor and i go sit at a table with Brandon and Lindsey and i unscrew the vodka in my purse and take a little swig, just then a freaking MALL COP (probably because i've been seeing all those mall cop commercials) stops me... it was a woman one though. she tells me to drink a little thing of water then she was going to breathalyze me soon. i made Brandon stash the alcohol and then everytime she would try to look at my ID or breathalyze me i would change the subject. this went on for quite some time, because i kneeeewww i was going to get a drunk in public, haha. so i just kept distracting her with jokes and questions and finally there was a gunshot downstairs and she was like "OH I HAVE TO GO!!" haha and i was like, "SEE! that's the key!! just distract them until some other crime happens!" haha, so lame.

Sunday, January 18, 2009


Olive Garden had a completely different layout in this dream. i remember my tables asking for water so when i went to get it for them the ice machine was stuck or broken or overflowing with water or something. well, my manager was coming to try and fix it and it spilled all over me and i dropped a glass and it broke right into my shoe because i was wearing flats. haha, i couldn't move because anywhere i stepped would have been in glass! so they started sweeping up around me and my manager told me to go on my break and he would show me something. we ended up GETTING ON A TRAIN???? and going to COLORADO?? haha, the train was like a little kid train where there was no roof it was really just us sitting in little carts while it pulled us around. we saw this huuuuge pot plant as soon as we got into Colorado, it was so weird. like, the biggest pot plant i've ever seen, it was the size of a tree. then we drove by this chapel and there were people getting married, an old man closing up his shoe store, and kids playing in a fornt yard. i swear, it made Colorado seem soooooooooooooo perfect. i met up with Brandon and Christine and hahaha Jimmy Fallon's Troll Doll Jingles song was on the radio, it was so funny. we got to this restaurant and there was this woman who was some huuuuuuge photographer talking about how she just retired or something. someone asked her how much she paid for everything and she said her camera was like 145$ and i was like UGH i want to get a nice ass camera for that cheap! haha, it was weird. then i remember me and Christine looked inside and Brandon was just sitting at the bar. i think after this we wanted to drive to the beach or something, i remember wanting to drive on the freeway.

Friday, January 16, 2009

what the hell!

my dreams have been so fuzzy!! i feel like i've been going into deeper sleep so i still live the dream, but i can't remember it when i wake up. it's really hard to explain. i remember dreaming, just not quite about what. let's see... i know there was a huge wind storm and we could see this tornado coming. it hit, and wiped out a buuuunch of people, but there were maybe me along with five or six others roaming around this college campus safely. i remember that everything was gone and no one had food or anything, but there was this vending machine that sold Taco Bell. haha, i remember thinking "wow, this can NOT be good for you at allllllllllllll" as i pressed the buttons to receive a burrito.

Thursday, January 15, 2009


i haven't had a clear dream in so long. i knoooow it was a complete dream, too! i think it's my alarms waking me up, i'm not used to getting up this early. ANYWAY. let's see, i knooow that i was the adoptive mother for the CUUUUUTEST little black boy, and i loved him more than anything. except he kept sneaking outside, which was weird because he was so small i don't know how he reached the handle haha. thennn i know that my mom and i ran this Ski Lift/Resort thing. the ski lift was like broken and there was only one seat on it so it was expensive to ride it haha. hmm, what else. i know i had a party and this one guy that NO ONE knew was in there and it was really funny because we were all like, okay, who invited him? he just showed up? haha.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

okay, last night's now

i remember being at a shouse with Brandon, Peter, Taylor, CC, and Camille. Brandon's dad took ever one but Brandon and I to get pizza. you think we'd be mad, but we were stoked because that meant we had the house to ourselves, for WHO knows what. Peter came back out of nowhere. there was something about a new movie coming out with Leonardo DiCaprio and Scarlett Johanson and some UNDERWATER plot, i can't remember. Brandon's dad was showing us this really high tech thing that was voice activated and he was like, i hope this works for the TV someday! and i was like, "how can you be so lazy! you already have a remote control!! is it really too hard to lift your finger??!" then for some reason i remember trying to leave in the middle of the night on some beeaaautiful bridge but it was all covered in spaghetti. like the entiiiiiiiire road, and even when i looked down into the 'water' it was just all spaghetti, but it wasn't weird to me.

little late, yesterday's round II

me, tenny, taylor, kevin, robert, brandon, and mccully culkin were all taking a trip. taylor had a child though, it was like a little black baby. i swear, for some reason this trip was disgusting because we were even worrying about the baby's health. we all road up in taxis, buses, we hitch hiked, it was so awesome. i remember it started out as some carefree trip, but everyone started turning against each other. we were staying in hostels and assigning each other jobs so that everything got 'taken care of'. i don't even know what that is. but i remember they assigned me t work on New Years Eve and New Years Day and i was so pissed!!!!! haha, but mccully culkin was backing me up for some reason?

Saturday, January 10, 2009

drive by

all i knew was that there was supposed to be a drive by shooting off of Archibald and it just so happened that i was driving right while it was going on. for some reason i ended up getting OUT of my car and i tried walking to wherever i was going. i felt like the person was after me. so i ran into the couple that was actually supposed to be shot in the drive by, and the girl and i switched clothes completely. for sommme reason i had Lindsey's VONS uniform in my bag, and i told the girl to wear it and go into work for Lindsey so the guy wont suspect anything. she totally did, too! it was weird. i went into VONS to visit her at night and Mark Wahlberg was there hahaha. then there was something about a flood and Carlie's dad looking for her.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

first one i've remembered while being sick!

some of my friends and i were on a road trip and stopped in to this liquor store and looked around at snacks for the road. well after a while we all got paralyzed. we were all putting our snacks on our back and craawwwwling around because we were all paralyzed! there was random people from my high school there, too. OH MY GOSH. then for some reason i was in my old neighborhood and there was some DRAWING CONTEST GOING ON? ahhhh AND there was like contest/auditions being held to get on TV and they wanted me in this movie but they said i'd have to cut my hair and make it all blonde. and i was HELLLL NO! then there was something about some crazy guy cutting me off while i was driving to the park to see my nephew play t-ball. weird.

Monday, January 5, 2009

scary larry

alright i was at OG, of couuurse, and it was basically the crew that i worked with in the morning. we were all there extremely late, though. i remember Dylan worked there with me, but it was like an Active AND and Olive Garden. haha, i remember thinking that it's such a hick town that NO hot guys ever come in, it's all bros or hillbillies. then there was this creepy Irish security guard. i needed to go to the bathroom and went down this one in this long, dark hallway, and he came and BARGED IN with his flashlight telling me to get out or he was going to GET ME OUT. i told him i was just going pee and i'd be out in like 15 seconds! just then he starts letting all of these criminals in!! like huuuuge guys, one at a time, not having teeth!! they were all messing with me, burning my hair, throwing things at me, making me dance. i wanted to cry, it was all so mean. FINALLY after a loooooong ass time of getting tormented by these fugitives, i left. i got a call from some girl, who i have NO idea who she is, and she was telling me to come to Hawaii with a couple of friends. she said half of the group would make it a road trip but her and i could fly back because my mom's airlines and she had some hook up, too. YEA because it totally can be a road trip! haha, she said something like taking the 15 the entire way will get you to Hawaii! haha. then for some reason there was this clip of Lizzie McGuire talking to that guy Ethan that she always loved... SUPER random. 

Sunday, January 4, 2009

another Emile Hirsch encounter

okay, i brought CJ with me to my ex boyfriend's house because i was SO nervous about seeing him again since it's been over two years. we got really stoned? the thing is, we didn't GET stoned, we just WERE stoned... well, we went to his house and ate some really good food with iced tea and stuff and he was same old Hank. really weird, really angry haha. then something strange came on the TV and it was these two really old ladies at a baseball game in Ireland who wore two sets of those rubber boobs, one on top and one to cover their privates. it was weiiiiird. then when i left i was supposed to meet a bunch of my friends at like a Rite Aid, yea it was Rite Aid, definitely not Walgreens or something. so i was the first one there, and i had to use the bathroom.. well, i was still all stoned or SOMETHING and i fell ASLEEP in the public restroom. i started like coming out of my sleep and i hear people saying like, "WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED! where was Julie? wasn't she supposed to be here???" so i go outside of the bathroom and Martin, the like 50 year old Mexican server at work had slipped in Rite Aid and split his head open REALLY badly. they were saying how he had blood like ALL over his clothes.. i just kept trying to look on the bright side by saying, "well, if he lives then he could sue because they didn't have a 'CAUTION: WET FLOOR'! Martin's going to be rich!" haha. i went and looked at Disney DVDs for a whiiile and didn't end up buying any. then i left Rite Aid and went to Six Flags Magic Mountain?? and my friend Holly was there at the bar! she turns 21 this month in real life, so i had dreamt she was already 21. she was sitting there with this REALLY annoying guy.. like everything i said he would repeat or interrupt. i was like CAN MY FRIEND AND I HAVE A CONVERSATION, PLEASE! haha. then i started seeing all of my friends from high school and it was so random. UGH, then, OF COURSE, AGAIN, freaking Emile Hirsch was there!! we were all in this like private area, and he was standing there with like a room behind him. haha, so i looked at him then like nodded to the room like "let's go in" like a TOTAL slut, haha, and he was like "NO, NO way, i don't do that with strangers". and then i got so bummed because i mean, it's freaking Emile Hirsch, and then he goes, "why don't you try asking me again". so i did the same head nod thing and he grabbed my hand and backed into the room and we started to make out a little bit. THEN we realized that like the entire room was made of windows and ALL of Six Flags could see us making out, and we freaked out haha. so we just went to like the side of the room and layed down together. like i was behind him, and he was sitting in my legs, if that makes sense. we were just talking and laughing and OF COURSE getting along wonderfully. this part was weird, because when i was sitting there behind him it felt SO real. like my face was right next to his ear and neck and then i distinctly remember thinking like, "MAN, this is a dream again. what should i ask him?" then i remember consciously taking a deep breath like out of disappointment haha. but this part lasted a while, so i was happy. then the kid whose room it was busted in and got SO pissed for us being in there and we had to run out immediately. we did, and i lost Emile. when i walked outside i couldn't find him but i found Brandon and we looked at each other as if we BOTH had the weirdest days, and we were just like.. "LETS LEAVE." when we were leaving Emile was sitting on this bench and he handed me this videotape and he said something like "until next time" haha ... so i go back home and watch the videotape and it's a video that Emile and i made hahaha like acting like a married couple but it was SO lame it was hilarious... then we slowly turned into old people and we were wearing all of this old people make up saying stupid jokes like, "WELL MY HIP IS OUT OF PLACE AND YOU DON'T GIVE ME NOOKIE ANYMORE AFTER TEA TIME!" hahaha, it was sooooo funny i was BUSTING up! i think that was the end...

Saturday, January 3, 2009

of course of course, it's a work dream.

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST, here we go. i had work at 4:15 (just like i do today, weeeeiiiiiirrdd) and Carlie was supposed to be taking me but for some reason she didn't want to, even though she had already picked me up. HAHA oh my gosh, i just remembered a really funny part. i was ironing my clothes for work and my mom came home and told me that she thinks Oprah is across the street. she explained that there is a white 4Runner (her car) in OUR driveway that has a license place that says "OPRAH" hahahah, so shheeee just parked in the neighbor's driveway because ours was taken already. well, we ran upstairs to look out her window which faces the front of the house and in our neighbor's window across the street was a really large man getting interviewed by Oprah!! hahaha. she could see us looking out our window from across the street and just kept waving at us, haha, so funny. alrighty, back to the boring part.. Carlie wouldn't take me to work because she wanted to go to the MALL or sooomething.. but we ended up at the mall and Dustin was just roaming around aimlessly in his OG uniform and i was like, "DUSTIN! we gotta go to work it's nearly 8!" and we were supposed to be there at 4:15! i remember he had the same ringtone as Lindsey, 'Lover I Don't Have to Love' hahaha, and then we tried going to work. i forget what happened but we didn't even get there until 10 and a bunch of our friends were really late to work too. i remember they still made us go in at 10 even when we closed at 11. lame lame lame.

ahh! i actually just remembered another part.. i remember when we were going to work i was telling Dustin if i open my mouth then my tooth is going to fall out! and i did, and this tooth on the bottom left side just popped out! haha so when we were getting to work i was like ranting, "I SAW OPRAH TODAY, MY FRIEND WOULDN'T TAKE ME TO WORK, AND MY DAMN TEETH ARE FALLIN OUT!" haha

Friday, January 2, 2009

the club scene

i went shopping with Peter's mom for Christmas presents, even though it wasn't Peter's mom.... it didn't look like her. she kept going on and on about how ugly she was because she was old, and i was trying to tell her all she needed was some new make up and a good bra and she could look so much better if she really wanted to. i realized i was late to go to this club with Carlie, Kyle, Hugo, Peter, Lindsey, and Christine. Hugo is this huge ghetto Mexican at work, but he's soooo nice to me haha. anyway, i meet up with Lindsey and Christine and then soon enough Carlie and Kyle get there. we are all waiting to go in, when this Asian guy starts saying "i'm sooooo excited i'm going to shoot for making over 100$ tonight." i was like "whaaaat?" and he goes," what do you think? pick pocketing!" and we all got a little scared. then he throws a cigarette and me and says, "here. i'm giving you this ONE, and now you're going to give me one of yours whenever i feel like it. understand?" haha! i was like, "iiiii don't want one of yours, and i don't have any!" he started getting really pissed then walked away. then we look down the line and there were these two ghetto guys. one of them had a gnarly tattoo going up from his neck onto his head. i could draw it right now, i remember it so vividly. we felt pretty safe because Hugo was with us, and he's a big guy. so sure enough, we're all starting to go into the club and these Mexican guys start talking crap to Hugo and he just punched them in the face and they got into a huuuuge fight. haha i was yelling, "HUUUUGOO!!" and Carlie and Lindsey were pulling me inside. we were all worried the whole time, and then those huge Mexican guys came inside and Hugo didn't so we were freaking out and decided to leave. we walked out really fast and then it was just me and Carlie trying to find her car. i asked which one she drove to the club, because i was holding a Toyota key, but she had driven a Honda Civic. i don't know how that works, but it did. then we are about to get in the car to leave and those gangsters come outside and we hunch beside the car. OH, i forgot to mention... this entire dream, i'm wearing just a baggy gray sweatshirt and underwear. hahah i don't know why, no pants. so we're hunched by the side of this Civic and those gangsters came outside.... we're listening to them talk about "finishing Hugo off" and we got so worried. then, Hugo comes up.. he was all stumbling, bleeding from his head, and his left arm was cut off haha, then he goes " YOU WANNA FINISH ME OFF, HOMEBOY! JUST DO IT! JUST DO IT!" then they shot him and he fell. we tried sooo hard to not scream, i mean we just saw our friend get SHOT! then the gangsters were walking away, but saw us hunched behind the car. they came and pulled us up by our necks and were like "you didn't see ANYTHING. these girls look like they can keep a secret. now get the hell out of here!" they pushed us then we just BOOKED IT back home. i think Carlie got picked up from Kyle, but i didn't. i just kept running home. i remember running up a street that looked like Sapphire, in the dark, without pants.