Saturday, November 22, 2008
um, Wow.
alright, well, the entire dream took place in this HUGE school/warehouse/concert area. it was gigantic, so it could be all of them. It started with me going into this building for Carlie's family reunion. I went in, and there was a store inside and I bought some CRAZY pants that came with a cell phone and they were only 33.99 so it was really weird hahaha.. Then, it was a school. I was getting fed up with people not being able to take care of their children, so during my lunch, I walked around school and took all of these neglected kids that were around campus, and GAVE THEM TO A SHELTER. The thing is, I knew the parents of these children! While I was doing it I was so sure of my act... Then, as soon as I was walking back into the school, I realized what I had done. So, looking for answers, I ran back to my classroom and asked my rather good looking teacher to help me. While we were walking outside, I noticed Jeff deep in thought during some test taking, so I didn't say anything. So my teacher and I are outside and I begin to tell him what I had done, and he's trying to comfort me because I was really freaking out. This crazy bitch overhears what I am telling him, and PULLS A GUN OUT ON ME!!! She's like, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TO TAKE PEOPLE'S BABIES! and I'm just like, "well, these kids are better off noowww??" and she begins CHASING me through this huuuuuge school/warehouse thing. While I'm running, I begin to lose her but then I run into Carlie. So I briefly tell her what is going on and she tells me she's there to help. The girl comes up from behind and I hear the gun click, and she goes, "DON'T MOVE, DON'T YOU FUUUCKING MOVE!" So I kick her hands and the gun flies out and I get ahold of it. haha so I'm kind of cocky and point the gun back at her and in a smart ass voice say, "DON'T MOVE, DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE!" hahaha.. then, while this girl is all scared, Carlie goes, "Can I get some gum?" and I'm like, Carlie, I'm kind of in the middle of something! and She insists, so I tell her it's in my back pocket. hahaha She totally blew my credibility. The girl ends up backing down, and I don't shoot her or anything... Next thing I know, I'm at work. But Olive Garden is this HUGE nightclub in the same building that the school was.. So I'm getting ready to get checked in and this CRAZY annoying lady keeps asking me for EVERYTHING... So I'm late to clock in, then my manager tells me I have to be a busser instead of a server so I'm not going to make ANY money.. ugh, I was so annoyed. Then Dustin from work comes up and is comforting me and he asks me if I want him to go buy some Pabst Blue Ribbon beer hahahaha to make things better! I told him yes??? and he kissed me?? Since I didn't have ANYTHING to do at work, I was sitting up on this ledge with Taylor watching the entire restaurant/night club. This guy standing maybe two feet away from us turns around and goes, "WOAH! I just saw you two EXACT girls downstairs alllll dressed up, and now you're up here in normal clothes?" We didn't understand then we peaked over and there were two girls that looked EXACTLY like us! So we saw them walk into the bathroom and waited for them to come out, but they never did. I don't know why, but it was the next morning, and Taylor and I had gone back to this place to get some info on these lookalike girls. We go into where we last saw these girls go, and it wasn't a bathroom at all, it was a little crazy gag-store. So we're asking the ladies if WE were in there last night buying anything, because we didn't remember. These ladies were CREEPY. They kept saying NOOOO. Then when we would be like.... "what do you recommend we get here?" they would say in sync, "HATS." and we were like, "umm no, I don't really want a hat." and they KEPT ON insisting it! like there was some creepy magic thing with these hats. we were saying "look, they have glasses, shoes, bow ties, hats..." and the two ladies would go, "HATS." haha it was soooooo weird!!!!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment