short and sweet.

it's sooo vague. but i remember things dealing with my Boss, spaghetti, candy, the beach, Candace Stephens, lemons, clearance sales, and cruising on the freeway with Carlie buuuumping Everclear, hahaha.

say what?

oh my gosh my dream was INTENSE. i don't remember all of the details as much as i should, but if i did it would be so crazy. i remember little things. like, the world was in the future and every resource was so scarce that we were all lining up at high schools to get things like food. it was reallllly weird. and it was like a concentration camp, where if you stepped out of line some guard would FREAK out. it was soooooo crazy. i remember this oooone part where it was night time and Aubrey, some girl, Jeff, and i were all out on the town just driving through homes and stuff. and we were in the girl's car. Aubrey and this girl were getting like obnoxious and Jeff and i just wanted to leave so he just goes, "ugh, i don't feel like waiting.. just get in!" and we basically jacked this girl's car, hahaha, and Jeff drove me home. i remember in the car was all of these Rugrats toys, reeeally weird. when i got home, James Earl Jones was my dad, and this girl who was wearing a black sheet thrown carelessly around her clothes kept trying to jump down the stiars.

hmmm

well i had this dream, drove all the way home from Riverside, THEN remembered it.. so it's a little fuzzy. i know that we were in Golden Gate Park, mmm, and there was some type of classes that we were taking there. there was something about running for office or a position of some sort. anyway, Brandon and i had gotten really bored or something so we saw this girl standing kind of far away and walked over to her. she sat on this tray type of thing and went down this huuuuuge water slide, so we followed. we just slid down this huge water slide through Golden Gate Park like it was a river.. bending, turning, going fast, slowing down.. allll through the trees. it was really beautiful. then in woke up and rolled over to and put on my boots and Brandon woke up from the other side of the room and said, "are you leaving?" i answered yes, then woke up again and realized that i never had boots. the weird part was that when i woke up for REAL, not in the dream, Brandon woke up and said the same thing, identical to the dream. fun stuff.

hahahaha, whaaaat??

my mom and i lived in this quaint little home and we had a bunch of people over that were BOTH of our ages. mother=daughter types. then for some reason it flashed to Texas, where i was sitting in a studio, watching some talk show get filmed!! ONLY, on the talk show, it was Chevy Chase, Billy Murray, and a yooooung Jay Leno, haha. now i'm dreaming about all famous people!! i was watching them do the show, then they called me on air, and it was live, to pretend to do this guitar solo and sing this song, basically lip syncing... it was supposed to look lame. so i went on, i started rocking out, then i realized that the music was over! haha, i missed my que and looked like an idiot on television. i didn't really care though, since i got to meet all of those guys. alright, then it cut to a work dream and it was suuuper busy. Dustin pulled me in to the back and tried making a move on me in front of like a buuuuuuuuunch of customers and i was like FREAKED OUT it was soooooo inappropriate, haha. then, for some reason, i was on this couch with three girls that i work with and there was this HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE wind storm blowing our direction. so Dustin, Hector, and these other guys that i work with were flinging food into the wind and it kept hititng us, haha. so i stood up, and (totally kidding) said... "the best bets are the ones in your face!!" and pretended i was going to 'hawk a loogie' directly into the wind and have it hit me in the face, haha. so they all started cracking up and stopped flinging food at us.

screech and gallo

alright i was having my 90s birthday party still, but it was on this crazy island. to get there you had to take like a little personal plane and a boat and stuff, but it was beautiful!!! it was soooo gorgeous. Carlie, Tenny, Brandon, D, Robert, Emily, a bunch of us, were all eating dinner for my birthday at this loooong table, when suddenly, two of "my friends" (never seen them before) come in with young Dustin Diamond -- Screech!! haha they came in and plopped right down next to Carlie and I with some crazy story about how they had just met him at the fair, it was so funny. so the birthday was over, and everyone came back home... it was a long drive on the freeway even after the plane ride, and on the freeway on the way home there was this plane flying overhead trailing a banner that said that Emily was coming home on RAFTS through Crocodile infested waters instead of just taking the plane, haha, so weird. Alright, i dropped off my friends.... and i remember getting a call from Vincent Gallo <3 telling me that my car was ready and so was my jumpsuit. he kept saying, "i fixed it up nice, you're gonna love it.. you're gonna love it." hahaha sooo realistic. so i pull up into this car garage, and there were four other old Cadillac's driving around, circling this small parking lot, waiting for Vincent Gallo to come out because they wanted to kill him or something. there was this huge coatrack outside that had all of the jumpsuits hanging up, and i could tell which one was mine.. it had some crazy patch on the back, hahaha, so weird. UGH, i feel like there was more to the dream, but i can't remember...

sad/strange

Janae Bordato was dead! it was sooooooo sad, there was this entire block that had memorials for her. it was like Thoroughbred but just for things for her. i didn't know how she died, but i was just cryyyyyyyyyyyying and crying and crying. then we got to her family's house, and her parents were just sooo upset. her dad is dead in real life though, and he was there in the dream. soooo strange. all of the people i was with (i can't remember who now) had to leave, but i couldn't stop crying. there was murals of her, and huge HUGE signs with her name and everything, oh my gosh, it was devistating! it felt real, too. so we go to get in this truck and these four of five black guys start lighting balls of paper or cardboard on fire and chucking it at us!! it was scary! then they started running after us and we jumped in this white, like, TUNDRA or something, and got away. i remember we had to get in one of those strange busses that are all white that drive the old folks home, because we had to get somewhere really far away from those guys. i looked in my purse and there was ALL of this money. annnnnd the bus was driving on th wrong side of the road, so that's weird. there were so many weirdos on the bus, then there was that girl who played Cher on Clueless... not Alicia Silverstone from the movie, but that other blonde girl who was in the SHOW Clueless. anyway, she became friends with us in whatever we had to do. we got where we needed to go, and we had some CRAZY stuff to do, but i don't even really understand. i know we were doing something sketchy with money and guns, so we couldn't really tell people anything. the Clueless girl was on her way up to tell off her ex boyfriend. which kind of sounds like the backwards plot of Roadtrip, where that girl was the girlfriend that they were going to snatch the video from. haha, weird, i haven't seen that movie in a while either! ANYWAY. so all of the people i was with got busted, and i was all alone with Clueless girl. she said that her brother and his friend could help us out, so we met up with these two really nice older guys. we were all in the car and she got out because she saw her exboyfriend and she took off all of her rings, and started beating the crap out of him! then she just RAN OFF! so i'm in the car with two guys i don't even know with a purse full of money and a gun!! so i was like, just so you know, since i don't know either of you, i have a gun if you try anything funny. hahaha, like a total wannabe mobster. so i told them to let me out of the car, and i was walking and found a buuunch of more money! i had to have like 700 dollars in cash in my purse. so i found the Clueless girl and she was all crying and we decided to go find her brothers again and they can give me a ride back to my car??? and i can go home. soooo we do. and right as they were dropping me off at my car she goes, "oh hey!! i forgot, let me tell you your future. pull one of these Tarot cards." and i was like, "NO! I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW! NOOOO WAY NOOO WAY! NOPE! NUH UH!" and i walked away with my arms in the air like still denying this tarot card reading, hahaha. then i got back to my car and there were these two old people sitting in it. one kind of looked like Red from That 70's Show. i asked what they were doing in my car, and then i woke up.

Robert, Lindsey, Dustin, Kevin Boddy, Artemis (from It's Always Sunny), and myself all got this crazy job in San Francisco. we made the commute everyday, i think we took the airplane and it wasn't even that bad. the job was like we would go, check in all of our bags, and then sell this candy stuff to people, then our mystery boss would give us a lunchbox filled with buuuuunch of money. oh yea, and Brinley from Communications class worked the bag check-in hahaha. Krissy was there and she lost her lunchbox so she was trying to steal money from mine and Robert's!! i remember all of us flew back home, and we sifted through out lunchboxes, only to find that our boss had paid us in kind of a POG type of thing, which really worked like a gift card or something. like there was little pogs to certain places, and you had to go THERE to get your money redeemed. anyway, for some reason all of us could fit in this tiny little truck. we were looking through out lunchboxes and found all of these money pogs to this comic place and i was like ugh, I'm never going to shop here! let's go exchange them for money then get some gas. so when we did Darcy ended up working at the comic place and it was really weird because her and Dustin were dating, haha. Thennnnnn the drive home i swear we had some type of van because i was sitting in the back taking pictures of everything. i remember there was some sort of crazy scandal with Robert and Sarah Palin but i have NO idea what it was. then, in my dream, i woke up in my bed and Jeff was there :) and i told him my entire dream and we were just lauhing.. then we started looking through all of the pictures that i had taken in the van in my dream, so i knew i was still dreaming.